Chicken head

What is it with women who put the wrong hairpiece on, it the wrong texture and color, dear!  Don't they know how bad they look!  Some guys have lied, just to gain some "P" points.
Look at you! You remind me of that clown with the little ring master hat on!
Of course I would never say that to you in person, because I know you have feelings and I don't want to hurt them, but come on, can you not see!
I would hope one of your sisters would pull you to the side.
(oh, better for them if they don't!)