Shorts

I think baseball caps and shorts are stupid! Yes, I have worn baseball caps in my life, when I was in the military, didn't think much of it then. After military life, I wore them off and on depending on how I felt.
I never felt any thing attractive about them, and I noticed some people looked good in them, others not. I've always looked at them as being the "lazy man's hat".
Shorts to me, are like the baseball cap on your ass, they seem stupid to me. I know on a hot day they may provide some comfort, but for me, they send the wrong message, and I'm not exactly sure what that message is... maybe that I'm not sophisticated, which I'm not, but like to think of myself as.
I don't know, they just seem cave- mannish.