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Just because no one says anything, doesn't mean you weren't seen!

When I was stationed in Germany, I had at one time been designated the Battery Supply Clerk.
Somehow I had the only keys to the supply room.
When my girlfriend and I had nowhere to go for a little private time, I would call myself sneaking my girl into the supply room where we would spend hours having fun. I had thought the secret would be ours only.
The next day, the buzz in the air was about my secret rendezvous!
So much for being tactical!

Sometimes I would ride my girlfriend's bicycle, to and from the base, from her parent's house.
The neighborhood was getting all roweled up about me riding a girl's bike...or was it me sneaking myself into her bedroom window at night!?
Don't neighbors ever sleep!

We moved into a highrise building, and sometimes when my girlfriend was at work, I would go out onto the balcony and watch the ladies swim in the river (or drainage ditch) with binoculars I borrowed from the supply room. Apparently, I broke some rule of etiquette, because my girlfriend came home fuming!

There are eyes everywhere!!