Stairwell of the womb

My parking garage stairwell is very small, two people can't share the stairs if we're going in opposite directions.
So it was a bit awkward when a seven or eight month pregnant woman was coming up the stairs as I was coming down. She knew just what to do. She went to a landing and planted herself in the corner as I passed. She made it not seem so awkward.

Maybe the awkwardness was just all in me.

Babies in someones else's stomach is weird to me anyway, especially if I don't know the person. And if they ask you to rub their stomach, I freak out, even if I know that person.
You would be rubbing the vessel begotten with the child of another man. It seems scandalous.

Kind of sexual in a way.

There's something mysterious about pregnant women. They seem like magic you shouldn't see.